Why Do Clouds Form in the Sky?

I’ve heard the people say Donald Trump would be reinstated as president on Aug. 13, and more recently, by the end of the year.

Reinstated? That’s impossible, not just because there is no legal mechanism to reinstate a president, but because to be reinstated, you first have to be instated. Donald Trump was never our president. 

I know this runs counter to the lamestream media’s version of events, but hear me out. 

Let’s start with the science. First-hand accounts are the most credible sources of evidence. I traveled to Washington. D.C. several times during the alleged Trump presidency, and those trips included several visits to the White House. I never saw Trump there on any of my visits.

Yes, many photos and videos are circulating that show Donald Trump in the White House attending to his “duties.” Almost as many as there are of Martin Sheen, who played the president on television as well. Sheen’s White House set was built in a studio in Culver City, Calif. Trump’s was in Trump Tower, New York City. 

Some will say, surely you can’t dismiss the news reports that followed Trump around minute by minute as he conducted the nation’s business. My response: You mean the Fake News? 

‘Nuff said. 

The big question is why—why would they do this? Some very smart people say they did it to protect a cabal of wealthy white men operating a global child sex trafficking ring out of an Upper East Side Town house and an estate in Palm Beach, Fla. 

OK, so that makes sense. But if this was the case, who was actually running the government during the fictional Trump era? No surprise here: the same people who always run it. The curiously anonymous figures of the Deep State. 

And that leads us to perhaps the most startling revelation. It wasn’t Trump who controlled the weather. It was the Deep State. 

That clears up a lot. 

Except for the sky in some parts of the world. It still gets cloudy for reasons only the Deep State knows.

But I’m working on it.